1. Do you have a dirty mind? Just took a shower.

2. What would you do if you found out your ex is engaged? I'd be surprised. How the hell did I manage to get an ex?

3. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? Sure. Who hasn't? Those poor island natives... I mean...

4. Have you ever really wanted something so bad and got it? Cybernetic zombies? Check. Lovely island resort? Check. Unending guilt followed by heavy drinking to alleviate it? Check.

5. What would you do if you saw a person fall down a flight of stairs? Laugh, thinking of the following [probably butchered] quote: "I'm taking you to the one great enemy of Charles Xavier: Stairs!"

6. Are you aware of what happens around you? No. I've been in a persistent vegetative state for the past ten years.

7. When is your next road trip? Who knows?

8. Would you ever consider having a long distance relationship? Probably not, but you never know. One could meet the right cybernetically-enhanced island native girl who steals and gnaws on my heart-strings.... I mean... HI KAILYN.

9. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more? No. I'm a sad lonely panda.

10. Do you need to know everything about someone's past? It never hurts. Unless they're trying to hide it. Then it might hurt them. <3 blackmail.

11. What do you look forward to most in the next 2 months? Money. Lots and lots of money.

12. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? Sure.

13. Anything hurt on your body right now? My ass hurts. Uncontrollable pain. I might have to take some illegal substances to change that.

14. Have you done anything bad recently? Not that I'm legally allowed to discuss.

15. Who is the last male you rode in a car with? My father.

16. Last person that made you laugh? Myself. I am such a card. Or conceited bastard. I can't decide.

17. Have you ever been stalked? I've stalked myself.

18. Last time you were shocked by something good? Recently?

19. Do you have any strange or odd things in common with your best friend? We look exactly the same. We talk exactly the same. We have the exact same sense of humor. But ultimately, he's just my reflection.

20. Do your best friends know each other? Yes.

21. Do your best friends know your family? Sure. Why not?

22. Do you think you will be married by the time you are 35? Perhaps.

23. Is there something you're doing tonight? Filling out this survey. Exciting life. More exciting than being a secret agent or something exotic.

24. Would you rather someone be honest and hurt you or lie and save your feelings? "Honesty might be the best policy, but by default, dishonesty is the second best policy." George Carlin.

25. Have you told anyone you love them this week? Absolutely. I don't know who though...

26. Last four things you drank?
1. Iced tea
2. Mountain Dew
3. Water
4. Coffee.

27. Next thing you will do? Make a phone call to a lovely island resort.

28. What is something that you find fun, that most other people wouldn't? Lying about my involvement in the creation of robotic undead army.

29. Do you like roses? Thorns suck. Roses, however, have some uses...

30. Would you ever date someone 10 years older than you? Probably not. I'm already dating an old lady as it is...

31. Do you have any "friends with benefits"? Not that I can admit to.

32. What is your favorite kind of hot drink? Coffee.

33. What are some names that you particularly like? Conor Joseph <--- I'll agree with that one.

34. What was the last thing you procrastinated doing? Alan? Procrastinate? Are you on drugs?

35. What is something about you that someone probably wouldn't guess? I have a large... repertoire of funny anecdotes.

36. What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator?
I don't know. Ninja my way out, or panic uncontrollably.

37. Do you watch TV or listen to music more? Music.

38. Did you ever intentionally vomit? To help appease my stomach, perhaps.

39. Would you rather your mate have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile? Eyes.

40. If someone cheated on you, what would you do? Send them to a lovely island resort where the natives have been turned into my robotic army of undead!

41. What month is your birthday in? January.

42. What is your favorite kind of gum? Pretty much any regular bubblegum flavor.

43. Would you consider yourself a bad or good influence? I'm proud to be a horrible influence.

45. Do you like A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila? Why not just shove a fork in my eye?

46. Would you rather have an apple or an orange? Apple. Add a pickle to that, and I'm in heaven.

47. Do you enjoy watching other people trip? Of course.

48. Would you ever get a tattoo? Not likely.

49. If you could choose to live without any emotion, would you want to? Apathy. See my user name.

50. What time is it? 8:45 PM

51. Who do you love? Alan, AJ, Kailyn.

52. Who can't you stand? I'll stand everyone... but some people only long enough to send them to a lovely island resort.

53. How much does someone have to weigh for you consider them fat? Based on height... If you're over 100lbs, you're a heffer.

54. Do words hurt you? Are they sticks or stones? Than fuck no.

55. Do you like wearing leather? Only my jacket. Chaps? Which way is the exit?

56. Did you sleep at least 7 hours last night? Yep.

57. Do spiders scare you? I'm the resident spider-killer.

58. Halloween or Christmas? Christmas.

59. Would you rather wear glasses or have braces? Glasses.

60. Do you think that your name defines who you are? Only in part.

61. What color eyes do you prefer the opposite gender to have? Green or blue. Both at the same time is freaky.

62. Single? I'm not engaged.... HI AGAIN KAILYN DON'T KILL ME?

63. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Sunny. Why would rain would be fun?

64. Who's your best friend? Alan rules.

65. Do you like someone right now? Sure.

66. Do they know you like them? Probably.

67. Do you find it hard to concentrate? Not at all. What were we talking about?